Pug Elected As Mayor Of Ozone Park

Many people may consider New York to be the place where monsters and other bad shit comes out to attack the town, while others such as Angus Appleton may consider NY to be "a shithole for dirty commies." In Ozone Park, NY one small town was confident enough to elect a local dog named "Cookie" as mayor.

"Woof woof, woof woof woof" -Cookie, 2015

                                 Cookie cannot Be-Leaf the state of Ozone Park.

When asked if he was proud of his dog, Ricky Hussey said he was happy that his "Puggo" was to be elected as Mayor, as it would mean he could enforce new zoning regulations. This would allow Cookie to flatten the Local Krispy Kreme and turn it into a Dunkin Donuts.

"I just hope this allows me to stop working at that shithole Rite Aid" -Ricky Hussey