Benjamin Ristow Finds Urk-Hai In His Kitchen, Kills It

It was a normal day for Benjamin Ristow. He was busy playing Skyrim and watching Obongo's gun debate, when he heard a scream from upstairs. Being a lumberjack, Benjamin had a hatchet, and ran upstairs. As soon as he headed upstairs, he saw a large, hulking humanoid who shouted "I smell man-flesh!" Benjamin swung at the Urk-Hai and killed it with one swing of his axe.

The black blood of the Urk-Hai as seen in this picture.

Police said they could not charge Benjamin with murder, as Urk-Hai are fictional creatures, and it is impossible to be convicted for homicide of something that doesn't exist.