Thursday, August 30, 2018

There's Another /ct/ Because Fuck You


Since its inception, /ct/ has served as a sanctuary for young adults with ass burgers to discuss technology, from the latest graphics cards to the roboSUCC 5000 sexbot. Eventually, topics strayed from computers and technology to off-topic ramblings, and thus a splinter group called "/ct/off_the-Record" was created.

See, the problem with young adults with assburgers (98% of the population of /ct/) is that their lack of social skills is compensated for with their ability to shitpost. At first, all sorts of agencies, from Autism speaks to the NSA began to make alt accounts to lurk inside Off_The_Record, extracting precious data from the group. However, a spike in shitposting proved disastrous, resulting in the inherent deaths or mental collapse of six NSA members, 22 Autism speaks researchers, two professors from Baylor University, seven research students in the PhD program at the University of Oklahoma and 76 Indian "hackers". Eventually, many members who were on the higher end of functionality on the Autism spectrum splintered off after the shitposting coming from the rectum of Off_The_Record became far too great, in an effort to preserve their sanity.

This vicious cycle of new /ct/ groups continued, resulting in /ct/'s combined shitposting power taking up 0.0001% of total space on Facebook's global servers. Now, there's been a new /ct/ group spawned, because fuck you. The quote "history repeats itself" is the forever motto of the group, and nothing will change that.