NSA Operations Grind To A Halt To Determine If Shitposting Admin Is Butthurt

SHITPOST LAND, DUMBFUCKISTAN- 1:17 PM- The NSA's 1337 H4X0R operations came to a grinding halt today as the lead admin of /ct/Off_The_Record revision # 432,850,650,392 decided to ban Brax, a 40 something year old who spent his spare time arguing with 20-somethings.

"Shit, if I knew that their next shitstorm was going to be today, I would have packed a second lunch for myself" stated NSA employee Dorian Rossi. "Nobody here is sure how such drama can erupt from a shitposting group, but okay" agreed another employee. "If this shitposting group was a TV show, TMV would be all over it- there's so much drama over stupid shit it kind of reminds me of Keeping up with the Cuckdashians"

Shortly after Brax was banned, a tiny shitstorm erupted (which, as always snowballs into a massive shitstorm, and creation of a new group as nobody ever learns from their mistakes here) after Messy Schrider left the group, going off into Benjamin "bought a Buick for 2K" Ristow's group. A large debate then occurred in the comments as people (and members of the NSA) wondered if William was actually butthurt.

"Is William the guy who owns a pug or is that somebody else" -NSA employee who has been living under a rock

The NSA'e verdict is unclear, as they predict the shitstorm will only get bigger over time.

NSA's cafeteria runs out of popcorn as OTR's new shitstorm erupts

William Klebe during OTR's shitstorm, colorized.

NSA lead Michael S. Rogers has monitored many notorious groups, such as anonymous, 4chan, and lizard squad. However in his whole time at the NSA, he has never seen much buttfuckery outside of a group called "/ct/Off_The_Record".

"They've had like 13 different groups over a span of 3 years. It's like there's a bunch of chaotic evil seeds in the group that are just there to stir up a bunch of shit" -Michael S. Rogers

In the last few weeks, a cult following for Off_The_Record has followed as NSA has been watching Off the Record randomly spike and fall like an unstable concoction that could very well eliminate every living soul attending the 7th grade science fair. "We at the office have started taking bets. When Dave Mundas became Benjamin Ristow, a few staffers lost their whole paychecks" one employee jeered. "I bought some new Gundam models as reccomended by Martin Aubrey with that money."

"At this rate, we're wondering how long it will take before Klebe, Curtis, Gary and Benjamin destroy the whole group, and a new group is formed, with the older group becoming another archive for us at the NSA to keep," announced Mr. Rogers. "At this rate, it may be within a few hours to a few days. We're holding bets again at the office"

Recently Formed Shitposting Group Already Imploding

Visual representation of shitstorm, Spongebob, 2003, colorized.

It was just another normal day for shitposter Martin Aubrey, expect it wasn't. "I was expecting to just go to work, fold Mylar for 10 hours while ragging on my co-worker about buying a Mopile, then going home to build Gundams, browse 4chan and shitpost," the weeb announced. "I never though that we would have a shitstorm- it's only thursdsay! Come on people!"

The current shitposting group was formed by candle dealer and house owner William "Brick Weed" Klebe created a new group after Jonathan Plank, ultimate meme mastermind decided it would be really funny to remove all of the admins from the old shitposting group and make Gary Lee the sole admin. Since the quote "History repeats itself" is a guarantee for off the record spinoffs, the ground inevitably shit the bed, prompting a new place for people to dump memes.

A few weeks ago, a forgotten member re-appeared as a new alias; Bongamin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEstow'd had returned under the name Dave Mundas. Bongamin, who has a severe case of assburgers, managed to use his assburger powers to show everyone in ct the inner workings of his mind, prompting everyone to consider group suicide as the group was now being subject to unironic autism levels which had taken the group to the twilight zone.

Klebe, who was high on his cartel-laced brick weed, decided it would be hilarious to piss off Ben, and began deleting Ben's posts exclusively. This enraged Ben, who decided to create his own shitposting group after ten minutes of animal-like screeching; The new group was called "/CT/Fuck_censorship." Ben promised that there would be "No sign-ups, No credit card, no bullshit" in his new group.