Shitposting Group Gets Zucc'd Thanks To A Piece Of Wood

WeedSport, NY At Just past 8:30 PDT, NSA agent Hugh Jaynus left his desk to go get a cup of coffee. When he returned, he found that his mission- to track down a group of autistic 20 to 30-something year olds (and one very angry 40 year old) had been compromised, all thanks to a piece of wood.

"I just left to go get a cup of coffee, take a fat shit and maybe have a wank, I get back to my desk and I find this shit. I've dedicated years of my life to the counter cyber-autism squad, and now i've been stopped dead in my tracks, all thanks to the group getting Zucc'd" -Hugh Jaynus


One of the suspects

"Normally, this specific shitposting group has been very consistent- they'll go ahead and create a group - the autism is there, but not dormant. Then some shit arises, all hell breaks loose, members leave the group, then form another group- it's basically like a flood carrier form," Hugh stated. "This group has been around since 2014 or so, but for it to be taken out via Zucc- some of my co-workers said this would be end of cyberautism. But they're dead wrong."

Hugh explained in great detail, that Autism cannot be contained or destroyed through normal means. "I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately you cannot kill autism- physical or cyber without killing all other life. In other words- the forerunners were right; you must kill all life by activating the Halo rings to stop the flood. I appreciate the piece of Balsa wood's effort, but it was not enough. I'm sure that a new group will be created in a few hours, and the shitposting will continue as usual."

There's Another /ct/ Because Fuck You

Since its inception, /ct/ has served as a sanctuary for young adults with ass burgers to discuss technology, from the latest graphics cards to the roboSUCC 5000 sexbot. Eventually, topics strayed from computers and technology to off-topic ramblings, and thus a splinter group called "/ct/off_the-Record" was created.

See, the problem with young adults with assburgers (98% of the population of /ct/) is that their lack of social skills is compensated for with their ability to shitpost. At first, all sorts of agencies, from Autism speaks to the NSA began to make alt accounts to lurk inside Off_The_Record, extracting precious data from the group. However, a spike in shitposting proved disastrous, resulting in the inherent deaths or mental collapse of six NSA members, 22 Autism speaks researchers, two professors from Baylor University, seven research students in the PhD program at the University of Oklahoma and 76 Indian "hackers". Eventually, many members who were on the higher end of functionality on the Autism spectrum splintered off after the shitposting coming from the rectum of Off_The_Record became far too great, in an effort to preserve their sanity.

This vicious cycle of new /ct/ groups continued, resulting in /ct/'s combined shitposting power taking up 0.0001% of total space on Facebook's global servers. Now, there's been a new /ct/ group spawned, because fuck you. The quote "history repeats itself" is the forever motto of the group, and nothing will change that.