Wednesday, January 6, 2016

NZ Apprentice Chef Takes Leaf Out Of Ethic's Professor's Book, Fails To Show Up For Test

An Apprentice Chef has taken a leaf out of A USC professor's book and has completely forgotten to show up for his first practical test. Angus Appleton, who was managing the test, fired the Apprentice on the spot.

"If you can't show up as an apprentice, how do you ever expect to be a master Jedi Chef?" -Angus Appleton, Master Chef/Jedi

Angus's position as Master Jedi earned him a spot on Stuart Ashen's Youtube Channel as guest star "Chef Excellence"

After Angus banned the young padawan apprentice, he subtracted money from the Apprentice's paycheck to cover his Taxi fare and then went home to binge play Far Cry 4. "It's the best leopard killer simulator out there," he said gleefully.

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