"The encryption is next gen. He locked the ZIP file with a password; We have no idea how to crack it" -Remus F, CIA
John Doe, a NSA rep monitoring Off_The-Record, tipped off the CIA that a "topsecret" file was uploaded by a senior shitposter. Despite the CIA's best efforts, they were unable to open the file. "If there was some sort of password recovery system where we could have a password reset sent to an email, that would really help us out" said Remus F, a CIA operative. "We can only assume that they contain russian nuclear launch codes or something of that nature."
"I genuinely thought it would contain Wilma's bar exam results, but there's a fucking password on it. I bet it's anime tiddies" -Angus Appleton, Local Skype Overlord
"I tried using password as the password. It didn't work" -Bryan Kong, M.D.
Others speculated that it was "the rarest pepe of all time" or "proof that big wasp exists." The world will never know.
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