Shitposting Group's Members Voluntarily Attempt A Shitstorm

The NSA and head members of Autism Speaks gathered around NSA agent, Nota Kop's computer screen as they eagerly waited for what was said to be a voluntary shitstorm inside the 17th iteration of the shitposting group, /CT/Off_The_Record. Nota Kop, who managed to infiltrate the group months ago under the aliases Dorian Rossi and Hakeem Yurmom was no stranger to the group's shitstorms. "I remember a while back, this one person who claimed to be a female and said she was a lawyer was an admin for the group a while back. Then it was revealed that she didn't even get her JD, and that it was to be completed at University of Phoenix through online classes, and the whole group called her out, then imploded"

Autism Speaks were certain that the research that they had done on assburgers syndrome had been completed months ago after the last migration. "We were ready to conclude our research, that Assburgers seeks peace, bottles up the autism and explodes eventually, thus creating the shitstorm," said Hyuuj Vah-Chyna, a top level Autism researcher. After witnessing Autism that had evolved to the Nth degree and seeing a pattern, the team was ready to call it quits, however Hyuuj wasn't ready to stop just yet. She examined the group further, and discovered that the group had gone through a strange level of calamity within the group. "Sure, there were a few candle memes here and there, but it was astonishing. However, some members weren't happy with the new leadership, as usual," noted Vah-Chyna.

Ala howuak-barr, a senior analyst at the NSA was ready to take a vacation to the North of France for a visit to his relatives sightseeing, however the new activity has him worried that everything may be jeopardized.