WeedSport, NY At Just past 8:30 PDT, NSA agent Hugh Jaynus left his desk to go get a cup of coffee. When he returned, he found that his mission- to track down a group of autistic 20 to 30-something year olds (and one very angry 40 year old) had been compromised, all thanks to a piece of wood.
"I just left to go get a cup of coffee, take a fat shit and maybe have a wank, I get back to my desk and I find this shit. I've dedicated years of my life to the counter cyber-autism squad, and now i've been stopped dead in my tracks, all thanks to the group getting Zucc'd" -Hugh Jaynus
One of the suspects
"Normally, this specific shitposting group has been very consistent- they'll go ahead and create a group - the autism is there, but not dormant. Then some shit arises, all hell breaks loose, members leave the group, then form another group- it's basically like a flood carrier form," Hugh stated. "This group has been around since 2014 or so, but for it to be taken out via Zucc- some of my co-workers said this would be end of cyberautism. But they're dead wrong."
Hugh explained in great detail, that Autism cannot be contained or destroyed through normal means. "I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately you cannot kill autism- physical or cyber without killing all other life. In other words- the forerunners were right; you must kill all life by activating the Halo rings to stop the flood. I appreciate the piece of Balsa wood's effort, but it was not enough. I'm sure that a new group will be created in a few hours, and the shitposting will continue as usual."
