NSA Operations Grind To A Halt To Determine If Shitposting Admin Is Butthurt

SHITPOST LAND, DUMBFUCKISTAN- 1:17 PM- The NSA's 1337 H4X0R operations came to a grinding halt today as the lead admin of /ct/Off_The_Record revision # 432,850,650,392 decided to ban Brax, a 40 something year old who spent his spare time arguing with 20-somethings.

"Shit, if I knew that their next shitstorm was going to be today, I would have packed a second lunch for myself" stated NSA employee Dorian Rossi. "Nobody here is sure how such drama can erupt from a shitposting group, but okay" agreed another employee. "If this shitposting group was a TV show, TMV would be all over it- there's so much drama over stupid shit it kind of reminds me of Keeping up with the Cuckdashians"

Shortly after Brax was banned, a tiny shitstorm erupted (which, as always snowballs into a massive shitstorm, and creation of a new group as nobody ever learns from their mistakes here) after Messy Schrider left the group, going off into Benjamin "bought a Buick for 2K" Ristow's group. A large debate then occurred in the comments as people (and members of the NSA) wondered if William was actually butthurt.

"Is William the guy who owns a pug or is that somebody else" -NSA employee who has been living under a rock

The NSA'e verdict is unclear, as they predict the shitstorm will only get bigger over time.

NSA's cafeteria runs out of popcorn as OTR's new shitstorm erupts

William Klebe during OTR's shitstorm, colorized.

NSA lead Michael S. Rogers has monitored many notorious groups, such as anonymous, 4chan, and lizard squad. However in his whole time at the NSA, he has never seen much buttfuckery outside of a group called "/ct/Off_The_Record".

"They've had like 13 different groups over a span of 3 years. It's like there's a bunch of chaotic evil seeds in the group that are just there to stir up a bunch of shit" -Michael S. Rogers

In the last few weeks, a cult following for Off_The_Record has followed as NSA has been watching Off the Record randomly spike and fall like an unstable concoction that could very well eliminate every living soul attending the 7th grade science fair. "We at the office have started taking bets. When Dave Mundas became Benjamin Ristow, a few staffers lost their whole paychecks" one employee jeered. "I bought some new Gundam models as reccomended by Martin Aubrey with that money."

"At this rate, we're wondering how long it will take before Klebe, Curtis, Gary and Benjamin destroy the whole group, and a new group is formed, with the older group becoming another archive for us at the NSA to keep," announced Mr. Rogers. "At this rate, it may be within a few hours to a few days. We're holding bets again at the office"

Recently Formed Shitposting Group Already Imploding

Visual representation of shitstorm, Spongebob, 2003, colorized.

It was just another normal day for shitposter Martin Aubrey, expect it wasn't. "I was expecting to just go to work, fold Mylar for 10 hours while ragging on my co-worker about buying a Mopile, then going home to build Gundams, browse 4chan and shitpost," the weeb announced. "I never though that we would have a shitstorm- it's only thursdsay! Come on people!"

The current shitposting group was formed by candle dealer and house owner William "Brick Weed" Klebe created a new group after Jonathan Plank, ultimate meme mastermind decided it would be really funny to remove all of the admins from the old shitposting group and make Gary Lee the sole admin. Since the quote "History repeats itself" is a guarantee for off the record spinoffs, the ground inevitably shit the bed, prompting a new place for people to dump memes.

A few weeks ago, a forgotten member re-appeared as a new alias; Bongamin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEstow'd had returned under the name Dave Mundas. Bongamin, who has a severe case of assburgers, managed to use his assburger powers to show everyone in ct the inner workings of his mind, prompting everyone to consider group suicide as the group was now being subject to unironic autism levels which had taken the group to the twilight zone.

Klebe, who was high on his cartel-laced brick weed, decided it would be hilarious to piss off Ben, and began deleting Ben's posts exclusively. This enraged Ben, who decided to create his own shitposting group after ten minutes of animal-like screeching; The new group was called "/CT/Fuck_censorship." Ben promised that there would be "No sign-ups, No credit card, no bullshit" in his new group.

Shitposting Group Likely To Implode After Repeatedly Asking Itself, "IS THIS LOSS?"

In a sudden, explosive shitposting outburst, the members of /CT/ OTR have collectively begun their usual process of destroying the group from inside out, asking if everything is loss, in the ultimate form of shitposting.

"IS THIS LOSS?" -Oskar (trail) Mix



Syed Hasib, the local bass guitarist and resident cuck of OTR was having a hard time keeping up with how quickly the shitposting was taking place. Soon, the shitposting turned to reporting, signaling the imminent collapse and implosion of OTR.

But hey, at least it wasn't like that time we made everyone admin, right?

NSA Director Quits Job To Make Low Budget Soap Opera About /CT/ OTR

After a few members of /CT/OTR created a shitstorm for the 9th time this month and 1,337th time since the creation of the group, the head of the NSA, Dorian Rossi left his job, citing that he could make more money if he made a low budget soap opera about /CT/OTR and broadcasted his program on Mexican television.

"Their Autism is my script. It's amazing how so much drama fucking erupts from a group which was designed for memes and shitposting. I think this show will be a hit in Tijuana. Imagine Netflix and chilling with a prostitute with this blaring in the background" -Dorian Rossi, former NSA director

Regarding casting, Dorian has cited that Ricky Hussey will be played by a pug, Bryan Kong will be played by Kim Il Sung's brother's cousin's former roommate, and Jacob Marziarzarzrarzrarzraz by Shia Labeouf.

Dorian plans to launch his new show on April 20th, 2016.

Shitposting Group Amassing Copypastas At Alarming Rate

Ricky Hussey, a Shitposter/Pug/Victim of Dead Memes has announced Wednesday night that the shitposting group, /CT/ Off The Record was gaining Copypastas at an alarming rate and he was having difficulty keeping track of all the memes.

"I won't check otter when I'm at my job at Rite Aid. Then during my break, I make an AMA thread and suddenly there's a new copypasta, and I have 50 notifications from people using the new copypasta in my AMA thread" -Ricky "Pug Go" Hussey

Some of the most famous OTR copypastas include Rob Shehan's GoFundMe, Angus Appleton's "Kill Yourself, this is getting boring" and the recently spawned "Basic Girl" meme from CT.

Previously Removed Admin Re-Admined, Democracy In FB Group Dead Once More

Wilma Malwarebytes McAfee was given back her admin status in a /CT/Off_The_Record, a move that CT_OTR admin James Daniel knew would rile up the group again and cause a huge fucking shitstorm. As expected, many members began to protest by shitposting creamy memes to the group's wall.

"He actually did it, the absolute fucking madman" -NSA staffer Dan Humphries

NSA staffers who were assigned to look after CT OTR were either overjoyed or disgusted when /CT/ OTR once again demonstrated its inability to learn from its mistakes. NSA staffers started taking bets on the following:
-How many spin off groups will be created as a result
-Who the new admins will be
-How many times the 'liberate the gay day' copypasta will be posted into OTR

"It was a giant mistake that CT a[s] whole caused when 

we removed Ryan" -Jacob Marizarzrarz


George, the voice of reason voiced his concerns for OTR, noting that the group was "only for shitposting but somehow drama spouts out of it which should never actually happen." George believe that drama is a result of memes not being dank enough.