Visual representation of shitstorm, Spongebob, 2003, colorized.
It was just another normal day for shitposter Martin Aubrey, expect it wasn't. "I was expecting to just go to work, fold Mylar for 10 hours while ragging on my co-worker about buying a Mopile, then going home to build Gundams, browse 4chan and shitpost," the weeb announced. "I never though that we would have a shitstorm- it's only thursdsay! Come on people!"
The current shitposting group was formed by candle dealer and house owner William "Brick Weed" Klebe created a new group after Jonathan Plank, ultimate meme mastermind decided it would be really funny to remove all of the admins from the old shitposting group and make Gary Lee the sole admin. Since the quote "History repeats itself" is a guarantee for off the record spinoffs, the ground inevitably shit the bed, prompting a new place for people to dump memes.
A few weeks ago, a forgotten member re-appeared as a new alias; Bongamin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEstow'd had returned under the name Dave Mundas. Bongamin, who has a severe case of assburgers, managed to use his assburger powers to show everyone in ct the inner workings of his mind, prompting everyone to consider group suicide as the group was now being subject to unironic autism levels which had taken the group to the twilight zone.
Klebe, who was high on his cartel-laced brick weed, decided it would be hilarious to piss off Ben, and began deleting Ben's posts exclusively. This enraged Ben, who decided to create his own shitposting group after ten minutes of animal-like screeching; The new group was called "/CT/Fuck_censorship." Ben promised that there would be "No sign-ups, No credit card, no bullshit" in his new group.
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