SHITPOST LAND, DUMBFUCKISTAN- 1:17 PM- The NSA's 1337 H4X0R operations came to a grinding halt today as the lead admin of /ct/Off_The_Record revision # 432,850,650,392 decided to ban Brax, a 40 something year old who spent his spare time arguing with 20-somethings.
"Shit, if I knew that their next shitstorm was going to be today, I would have packed a second lunch for myself" stated NSA employee Dorian Rossi. "Nobody here is sure how such drama can erupt from a shitposting group, but okay" agreed another employee. "If this shitposting group was a TV show, TMV would be all over it- there's so much drama over stupid shit it kind of reminds me of Keeping up with the Cuckdashians"
Shortly after Brax was banned, a tiny shitstorm erupted (which, as always snowballs into a massive shitstorm, and creation of a new group as nobody ever learns from their mistakes here) after Messy Schrider left the group, going off into Benjamin "bought a Buick for 2K" Ristow's group. A large debate then occurred in the comments as people (and members of the NSA) wondered if William was actually butthurt.
"Is William the guy who owns a pug or is that somebody else" -NSA employee who has been living under a rock
The NSA'e verdict is unclear, as they predict the shitstorm will only get bigger over time.
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