Sunday, March 13, 2016

NSA Director Quits Job To Make Low Budget Soap Opera About /CT/ OTR

After a few members of /CT/OTR created a shitstorm for the 9th time this month and 1,337th time since the creation of the group, the head of the NSA, Dorian Rossi left his job, citing that he could make more money if he made a low budget soap opera about /CT/OTR and broadcasted his program on Mexican television.

"Their Autism is my script. It's amazing how so much drama fucking erupts from a group which was designed for memes and shitposting. I think this show will be a hit in Tijuana. Imagine Netflix and chilling with a prostitute with this blaring in the background" -Dorian Rossi, former NSA director



Regarding casting, Dorian has cited that Ricky Hussey will be played by a pug, Bryan Kong will be played by Kim Il Sung's brother's cousin's former roommate, and Jacob Marziarzarzrarzrarzraz by Shia Labeouf.

Dorian plans to launch his new show on April 20th, 2016.

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