Shitposting Group Likely To Implode After Repeatedly Asking Itself, "IS THIS LOSS?"

In a sudden, explosive shitposting outburst, the members of /CT/ OTR have collectively begun their usual process of destroying the group from inside out, asking if everything is loss, in the ultimate form of shitposting.

"IS THIS LOSS?" -Oskar (trail) Mix



Syed Hasib, the local bass guitarist and resident cuck of OTR was having a hard time keeping up with how quickly the shitposting was taking place. Soon, the shitposting turned to reporting, signaling the imminent collapse and implosion of OTR.

But hey, at least it wasn't like that time we made everyone admin, right?

NSA Director Quits Job To Make Low Budget Soap Opera About /CT/ OTR

After a few members of /CT/OTR created a shitstorm for the 9th time this month and 1,337th time since the creation of the group, the head of the NSA, Dorian Rossi left his job, citing that he could make more money if he made a low budget soap opera about /CT/OTR and broadcasted his program on Mexican television.

"Their Autism is my script. It's amazing how so much drama fucking erupts from a group which was designed for memes and shitposting. I think this show will be a hit in Tijuana. Imagine Netflix and chilling with a prostitute with this blaring in the background" -Dorian Rossi, former NSA director

Regarding casting, Dorian has cited that Ricky Hussey will be played by a pug, Bryan Kong will be played by Kim Il Sung's brother's cousin's former roommate, and Jacob Marziarzarzrarzrarzraz by Shia Labeouf.

Dorian plans to launch his new show on April 20th, 2016.

Shitposting Group Amassing Copypastas At Alarming Rate

Ricky Hussey, a Shitposter/Pug/Victim of Dead Memes has announced Wednesday night that the shitposting group, /CT/ Off The Record was gaining Copypastas at an alarming rate and he was having difficulty keeping track of all the memes.

"I won't check otter when I'm at my job at Rite Aid. Then during my break, I make an AMA thread and suddenly there's a new copypasta, and I have 50 notifications from people using the new copypasta in my AMA thread" -Ricky "Pug Go" Hussey

Some of the most famous OTR copypastas include Rob Shehan's GoFundMe, Angus Appleton's "Kill Yourself, this is getting boring" and the recently spawned "Basic Girl" meme from CT.

Previously Removed Admin Re-Admined, Democracy In FB Group Dead Once More

Wilma Malwarebytes McAfee was given back her admin status in a /CT/Off_The_Record, a move that CT_OTR admin James Daniel knew would rile up the group again and cause a huge fucking shitstorm. As expected, many members began to protest by shitposting creamy memes to the group's wall.

"He actually did it, the absolute fucking madman" -NSA staffer Dan Humphries

NSA staffers who were assigned to look after CT OTR were either overjoyed or disgusted when /CT/ OTR once again demonstrated its inability to learn from its mistakes. NSA staffers started taking bets on the following:
-How many spin off groups will be created as a result
-Who the new admins will be
-How many times the 'liberate the gay day' copypasta will be posted into OTR

"It was a giant mistake that CT a[s] whole caused when 

we removed Ryan" -Jacob Marizarzrarz


George, the voice of reason voiced his concerns for OTR, noting that the group was "only for shitposting but somehow drama spouts out of it which should never actually happen." George believe that drama is a result of memes not being dank enough.

Shitposting Group Starts Vote To Re-Add Cancerous Member

In a move that was completely unsurpising, the Facebook group /CT/Off_The_Record started a poll to see who wanted to re-add Abraxus, a member they had to ban nearly five times. Some of the members remembered that one member knew that this would happen again, and everyone decided to go completely ape shit.

"This is fucking sad, I would have thought these guys would have learned their lesson. We've started taking bets in the office though, I hope they re-add him because I lost the powerball tonight" -Rick Donahue, NSA 

NSA staffers who had been assigned to watch /CT/ Off_The_Record collectivelly groaned when Joseph DiCarlo made the poll. Others cheered, citing the recent lack of drama in OTR. "Sure, Bryan Kong's tale of trapping a Cockroach in a plastic bag was slightly amusing, but there really hasn't been some entertaining shit going on. They should re-add Rob instead," noted Senior NSA staffer Jeff Dylan.

Man Banned From Facebook Group Chat Indefinately After Posting Monions

Ben Sage, a man from the UK, faces a permanent ban from a Facebook Group Chat after being banned repeatedly for posting minion stickers and using smug face emoticons. "I literally ban him every other day, it's just absurd," said Angus Appleton, the group chat's resident overlord. Other group members noted how the facebook chat has been named "BEN IS BANNED" about fifty times.

                                                             Angus's reaction to Minions
Not five minutes ago, Jacob Marziarzarzarz who wasn't killed in Texas thanks to his clever disguise involving eating a block of cheese, was banned for posting a minion sticker. "I wonder if Angus posts a monion sticker on accident, if he'll ban himself" Jacob asked.

NZ Apprentice Chef Takes Leaf Out Of Ethic's Professor's Book, Fails To Show Up For Test

An Apprentice Chef has taken a leaf out of A USC professor's book and has completely forgotten to show up for his first practical test. Angus Appleton, who was managing the test, fired the Apprentice on the spot.

"If you can't show up as an apprentice, how do you ever expect to be a master Jedi Chef?" -Angus Appleton, Master Chef/Jedi

Angus's position as Master Jedi earned him a spot on Stuart Ashen's Youtube Channel as guest star "Chef Excellence"

After Angus banned the young padawan apprentice, he subtracted money from the Apprentice's paycheck to cover his Taxi fare and then went home to binge play Far Cry 4. "It's the best leopard killer simulator out there," he said gleefully.